Bio
For some, Spaceball was fast approaching a religious ceremony in reverence with less blood and more hotdogs. An ancient sport, with none who knew its true origins, players would use their bats to hit the Spaceball, a blackhole-like object that only was movable by the Spacebat and Space Gloves. Though the intense gravity of the Spaceball was dangerous, no player had ever been injured though many left the field without a uniform.
Spaceball Player was the MVP of the 419th season of Spaceball, with a bright, wholesome career in front of him. His extremely lanky frame and lovely, supple hands supplied him with enough rabid fans to fuel his Spacelimo for weeks at a time. However, his love of soft hands and beautiful fans drove him to experiment with caustic lotion that left his body permanently baby-esque. His play improved drastically due to his light, yet firm grip on his bat and the beauty of his blemish free skin. However, his terribly pale skin was subject to sever burns due to the absolute freshness of his new look. His body had to be hidden under multiple layers of clothing soon after and his face masked by a helmet. And then the MSL sealed his fate. It was decided that his helmet violated his new contract with his team to always show his pretty face to the viewers.
For some, Spaceball was fast approaching a religious ceremony in reverence with less blood and more hotdogs. An ancient sport, with none who knew its true origins, players would use their bats to hit the Spaceball, a blackhole-like object that only was movable by the Spacebat and Space Gloves. Though the intense gravity of the Spaceball was dangerous, no player had ever been injured though many left the field without a uniform.
Spaceball Player was the MVP of the 419th season of Spaceball, with a bright, wholesome career in front of him. His extremely lanky frame and lovely, supple hands supplied him with enough rabid fans to fuel his Spacelimo for weeks at a time. However, his love of soft hands and beautiful fans drove him to experiment with caustic lotion that left his body permanently baby-esque. His play improved drastically due to his light, yet firm grip on his bat and the beauty of his blemish free skin. However, his terribly pale skin was subject to sever burns due to the absolute freshness of his new look. His body had to be hidden under multiple layers of clothing soon after and his face masked by a helmet. And then the MSL sealed his fate. It was decided that his helmet violated his new contract with his team to always show his pretty face to the viewers.
Abilities
Swing - A three hit combo with a Wooden™ bat. Very not safe.
Pitch - New improved ball movement to "strike out" pesky enemies. ;)
Slide - Yay you stole home plate! Good job. Your team wins now go America!
Homerun! - "I've got big balls, They're such big balls, And they're dirty big balls." - AC/DC
Swing - A three hit combo with a Wooden™ bat. Very not safe.
Pitch - New improved ball movement to "strike out" pesky enemies. ;)
Slide - Yay you stole home plate! Good job. Your team wins now go America!
Homerun! - "I've got big balls, They're such big balls, And they're dirty big balls." - AC/DC